"Honestly, my dream life is just being able to marathon various things all the time and then occasionally venture out of my pajamas."
Chelsea Peretti (Call Chelsea Peretti, 10/2/13)
This image explains so much about my terrible taste in men, by the way.
"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like."
I honest to god laughed way too hard at this bullshit.
"I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door."
J.D. Salinger, A Boy in France (via thatkindofwoman)
she likes: libraries, skirts, the sound a peppermint patty makes when broken, and Mr. Darcy. she dislikes: alarm clocks, cooked carrots, sandy beach towels, and unpacking.